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Mario is moved to tears by Bowser’s kindness in a Japanese commercial for a Mario-themed desk light. (Source)
Anonymous asked:
post more tummy pics! ur tum is cute
paper-mario-wiki answered:
if this image has taught me anything
it’s that i need to start charging for pictures of my disgusting gut
two roads diverged in a yellow wood
three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.
i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker