LolNopeImDone

suppermariobroth: Mario is moved to tears by Bowser’s kindness...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:13:57 -0400

suppermariobroth:

Mario is moved to tears by Bowser’s kindness in a Japanese commercial for a Mario-themed desk light. (Source)

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:49:48 -0400

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:47:46 -0400

tokkibada: wow i cant wait for the bob ross expansion pack

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:24:47 -0400

tokkibada:

wow i cant wait for the bob ross expansion pack

scketchtoomblur: I’ve said this a few times

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:20:00 -0400

scketchtoomblur:

I’ve said this a few times

post more tummy pics! ur tum is cute

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:18:20 -0400

if this image has taught me anything

it’s that i need to start charging for pictures of my disgusting gut

stephendann: churchyardgrim: slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch: just-shower-thoughts: The fact that we...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:17:56 -0400

stephendann:

churchyardgrim:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

just-shower-thoughts:

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE
DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

bearymcbearface: karoliciousbanberry: bree-3po: desbreaux: I don’t get why people hate immigrants...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:17:20 -0400

bearymcbearface:

karoliciousbanberry:

bree-3po:

desbreaux:

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.

THEY’RE NOT DIFFERENT. YOU’RE JUST RACIST.

spyrograph:(original)

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:14:29 -0400

spyrograph:

(original)

carnival-phantasm: kamoi: this is the worst image i’ve ever seen The last thing you wããnt in your...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:14:12 -0400

carnival-phantasm:

kamoi:

this is the worst image i’ve ever seen

The last thing you wããnt in your tumblr dashboard is another Loss joke…but as it turns out, that might be what you gãæt

paper-mario-wiki: this is really frickin neato

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:11:12 -0400

paper-mario-wiki:

this is really frickin neato

doodleladle:if you recognize these images you die instantly

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:10:43 -0400

doodleladle:

if you recognize these images you die instantly

heartachedreamboy: heartachedreamboy: three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:06:08 -0400

heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

sexualthorientation: thesocialnetworkost: “describe thor and loki’s dynamic with a single...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:05:30 -0400

sexualthorientation:

thesocialnetworkost:

“describe thor and loki’s dynamic with a single gif”

#i love how thor doesn’t even really try to stop loki’s murder knives it’s just a weary hand like ‘oh dear #‘don’t’ #‘can we not do this today’ #‘this has been my entire life do you see’ #‘[softly] loki no’ #this really is the dynamic (via @et-in-arkadia)

Traditional Egyptian Zodiac Signs

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:55:45 -0400

9thouseariesun:

wohenpiaoliang:

Satet:
(January 1-7, June 19-28, September 1-7, November 18-26)

Nile people are very determined, passionate, and peaceful people. They are leaded by their dreams and passions and bring harmony wherever they go. They are very analytical and are great with details. Their open-mindness makes them well liked, they treat all walks of life equal and help anyone in need of a helping hand.
Amun Ra:
(January 8-21, February 1-11)

Amun Ra is the god of creation. Those who belong to this sign are strong, firm, athletic, and hard working. Their strengths are strong will-power, courage, and self-confidence. They are also excellent leaders and organizers. Their known weaknesses are intolerance and anger. They can excel in financial related professions.
Mut:
(January 22-31, September 8-22)

If your Egyptian astrological sign is Mut, you have a great vision on how you want to live your life. You are determined and focused on making your dreams come true. Mut people are often sensitive and shy and keep their true feelings hidden from those around them. Only when they get to know someone really well, they will open up and show who they really are.
Geb:
(February 12-29, August 20-31)

People born under Geb are reliable, honest, and caring with their families and friends. Their personality is friendly, endearing, and authentic which make them well-liked. Geb people trust their intuition and feelings and have strong sense about things. They can by shhy, sensitive, introverted, negative things can get to them easily.
Osiris:
(March 1-10, November 27 to December 18)

Osiris is the god of the underworld. Those who take their birth under this sign are extremely perplexing and misunderstood. Their strengths are dynamism, intelligence, smartness, and enterprising. Their only weakness is that they try to avoid responsibility. These people are good in teaching and selling. Osiris people are optimistic, positive and passionate about their future and therefore excellent with starting new endeavors.
Isis:
(March 11-31, October 18-29, December 19-31)

The goddess Isis is the deity of discipline. People born under this sign are honorable, proud, and idealistic. They’re also very logical and intuitive. People under the influence of Isis are mostly calm, generous, and optimistic. Their strength lies in being active and self-reliant. Isis people are also quite popular among their friends and are very good communicators. Their weaknesses are extreme obsession and withdrawing, when the chips are down.
Thoth:
(April 1-19, November 8-17)

Thoth is the god of wisdom and learning. People born under the sign of the god of divine words are excellent in solving their problems and skilled at organizing things and events. Nevertheless, they can forego anything in exchange for a better offer. Thoth people are seasoned, original, and authentic. At times, they are very rash, impatient and hasty.
Horus:
(April 20 to May 7, August 12-19)

Horus is the God of the Sky and the Shining Sun. The people who are born under this sign are courageous, daring, and aggressive. Horus people are optimistic, social, and extremely motivated to achieve their goals. They want to achieve the best of life. However, they could be unrealistic, stubborn, and extremely reluctant to face others. Family is very important to people under this sign, and they tend to place the needs of their loved one’s before their own.
Anubis:
(May 8-27, June 29 to July 13)

Anubis is the deity of the underworld. It’s probably the most determined and tolerant of all signs. People who are born under this sign are self reliant, self confident, and has the ability to carry out any task. They are extremely sympathetic, generous, loving, affectionate, and caring. Their weakness could be that people may take them for a ride at times. Anubis people are very generous and creative. Their emotions are sometimes intense, authoritative, and unpredictable.
Seth:
(May 28 to June 18, September 28 to October 2)

If you are born under this sign, you are a free spirit that does not like to be held back. You are seeking change and new adventures that offer you new challenges in life. You dislike any kind of routine and like to try new things and go to new places. Seth people are natural leaders and strive to exceed in everything they do. No challenge is too big for a Seth. You are very determined and persistent in pursuing your goals and dreams and will not give up until they are accomplished.
Bastet:
(July 14-28, September 23-27, October 3-17)

You are searching for harmony, peace, and balance in your life and you dislike any kind of confrontations, chaos, and stressful situations. As a Bastet, it is easy for you to put others’ needs above your own and lend a helping hand whenever you see need. You’re not only loyal in romantic relationships but also with family and friends. You can be truly counted on. Bastets can be sensitive, vulnerable and emotional, but at the same time very protective over those they love.
Sekhmet:
(July 29 to August 11, October 30 to November 7)

Sekhmet is the Goddess of War and Vengeance. Those who are born under this Egyptian zodiac sign are mentally brilliant, imaginative and optimistic. They’re extremely jovial and talkative with people. They are witty and accommodating and their strengths lie in their hospitable character. Sekhmet people are honest, sensitive, and good in business. Their weaknesses are anger, impatience, argumentative, and are characterized by their lack of indulgence, their uncompromising side and their sense of values.
(Credits to and visit Egyptian Witchcraft for more great stuffs about Egyptian Astrology!)

THIS IS INTERESTING

bloomsnake: igot2ne1problems: gallusrostromegalus: “Nude...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:54:27 -0400

bloomsnake:

igot2ne1problems:

gallusrostromegalus:

“Nude Vampire With Gloves” Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

@upyrica

blackness-by-your-side: I am fed up with the media nowadays

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:53:45 -0400

blackness-by-your-side:

I am fed up with the media nowadays

millennial-review:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:53:14 -0400

millennial-review:

hypohippo: spnramen: gayngelofthelordlovesdean: Can this be...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:50:54 -0400

hypohippo:

spnramen:

gayngelofthelordlovesdean:

Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

I fixed it

cyanoticfallacy: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:14:03 -0400

cyanoticfallacy:

spreezpz:

spreezpz:

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.